Of Dresses and Humor

healthiie:

• You’re going to have to pee every 20 min.
• You’re going to kick your own ass through workouts you kinda (really actually) hate until its sore for days and somehow you’re going to love and adore it?
• You’re going to have this unexplainable, insatiable urge to post pictures of everything you eat on the internet.

(via fitforinfinity)

hobovampire:

my OTP is like a wand. I did not choose my OTP. My OTP chose me.　

(via likejameslovedlily)

ohfuckitsoprah:

w0bbuffets:

do transformers get car insurance or life insurance

(via mittpromney)